Stupid grass...

This is what happens when instead of walking on the cement, 

you walk across a yard full of potholes, 

while also holding a big box of krap in front of you so you cannot see where your stepping, 

and because of said box, you also cannot catch yourself to help soften the fall.

So, I guess this is what happens when you are a total idiot!!

(p.s. I am the total idiot)